When the rocks fell – A masters course in fantastical

The man with the red hat was furious. “Those stories of the ancient people are too fantastical to have been real. It is clear how they describe things that it is supernatural fantasy. This idea of Gods fighting in the sky. It is limited intellect.”

“You do not believe it because your understanding of fantastical is extremely limited. Between those rocks flaming through the sky right now. Those growing burning lava oceans on the surface of Luna. And the solar shitstorm that is about to tsunami over the planet, you, my friend, are about to get a fucking Masters Course in Fantastical. I have some primer material.”

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