"Good afternoon sir, we are here to help you. How can we help you?" Well, a bullet came through my window. "Where is the window that is damaged?" Well, it used to be here, that was before a bomb blew up the rest of the house. "So you don't have a broken window?" I had …
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Tim pressed his body against the giant stone, the coarse sand rubbing his sweaty skin raw. His hands grabbed either side and Tim started to hoist the block. His biceps flexed and tendons strained but they held as he swung his body to bring the stone resting on its new platform. Three-quarters of the way …
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John knew two things; he was in trouble, and he hated this hospital room. He contracted the new strain of influenza by means of a contaminated toilet flush handle. John’s IV bag hung empty on the stand. He could not remember the last time a nurse was in his room to change it. The room …
